I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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