woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
