try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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