I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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