I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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