i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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