i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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