The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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