Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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