We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Randomize
