so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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