that's an acceptable place to lick
i think i have herpe
just one?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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