you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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