Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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