did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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