I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Randomize
