u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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