That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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