let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
