Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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