Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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