You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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