first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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