He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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