For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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