I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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Oh Jesus.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
do nipples grow back?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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