Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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