First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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