i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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