they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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