Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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