And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
