i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just had sex on a roof
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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