And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
This is my life. Enjoy the view
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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