they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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