North Korea, Best Korea!
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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