They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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