love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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