this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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