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He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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