I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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