1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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