Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
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