Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
