So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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