"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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