Well douche your snatch and let's go!
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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