I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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