Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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