On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
i think we sleep fucked last night...
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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