I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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