i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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