Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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